McSweeney's Nails the Untold Tragedy of the Admissions Scandal

All kidding aside, you know some alumni bros are pissed they were left out.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-statement-from-the-university-of-pennsylvania-regarding-the-college-admissions-bribery-scandal?fbclid=IwAR24gcgsjMJDkExrtkLyzbQWfWIfIRjDWyu9l9JOY7TLcg6aIYeNOb1NR9A